Breaking News - Aquaman Vs. The Hulk!

In the comments section, F.O.A.M. member Andy Luckett pointed out a silly--yet vitally important--online poll that's going on over at the Chicago Tribune's website, where you can vote for the best superhero of all time.

Its starting with various one-on-one face-offs, and our hero Aquaman has been paired up against...The Incredible Hulk!

Here's what it looks like:

...and here's where the voting stands as of now. It ain't pretty, Aquaman fans:

...this can not stand! First off, look at the comments left above: the question is "Who is the better superhero?", not Who Can Beat Who, so the Hulk fans--like their hero--are seemingly too dumb to even understand the question they're being asked! Are we gonna let Aquaman lose some meaningless poll like this? Hell no, I say!

So I implore everyone who is reading this to go here and vote for the King of the Seven Seas!

Thanks for the tip, Andy!