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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Total Justice Action Figure - 1997

sgSweet Jesus, do I hate the Total Justice figures.

All my favorite heroes look like enraged, deranged bullys; the packaging is uber dark, and I can never say "Fractal Techgear" without laughing. Kids deserve toys that inspire the imagination and happy play, not ones that show their heroes to be angry, violent steroid-factories.

And of course, just to make it worse, the TJ line was created during Aquaman's Bedraggled Loser Phase, so that just makes this figure all the more lame.

But just wait, it gets worse tomorrow!

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