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From the home office in Sub Diego, California, we have tonight's top ten list. Tonight.... Top Ten Reasons Aquaman is cooler than Namor the Sub-Mariner.
Number Ten.... No Ankle Wings!!
Number 9, he's in love with his OWN wife!!
Number 8...his head will never be mistaken for a slice of pizza!
Number 7
He's never mistaken for a Speedo model.
Curses Russell, you stole what I was saving for number 1: "He wears PANTS!"
Number 6...He actually has friends!
number 5... his hotter young female sidekick tula(a.k.a. aquagirl) died a more heroic death saving the universe than namor's youthful sidekick namorita(a.k.a. tigress shark=lol) who died with her enire team who failed to save the surrounding area(there goes the neighborhood!!!)
Number 4...Spock isn't jealous of his ears.
Sorry, Bentongrey! Didn't mean to...but true story, as a kid I really liked Marvel's Defenders and Invaders. I don't know if it was just me, but I felt a little bit "gay" liking a nearly-buck naked guy yelling Imperious Rex every other story. Aquaman was a better fit for me. :-)
Number 3.....
He rides giant sea horses.
Yippie kay-ay that, Hans!
Number 2: He's King, not just a Prince.
Russell, no worries! Ha, well, to each their own. I like Namor pretty well, as I have a soft spot for aquatic characters in general, but I definitely favor the more clean-cut heroism of Aquaman!
Nice!
Russell, I'm just gonna' go for it anyway...
Number 1: He has PANTS!:
http://youtu.be/eGQEAiZJMco
Someone get the prince of the blood a nice pair of slacks...
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