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Friday, December 03, 2010

Justice League XXX

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I'm a little uncertain about linking to this story over on Bleeding Cool at all, but...

Apparently a hardcore adult film production company, Extreme Comixxx, has made an X-rated Justice League movie, featuring all the usual suspects, even Aquaman (seen above, as "played" by Bill Bailey)!

I cannot comprehend how spending any money on a porno's production is cost effective, nor how DC can't sue over this (I'm not suggesting they should or shouldn't, but just amazed they haven't). That said--pretty good Aquaman suit!


(h/t: F.O.A.M.er Richard Bensam. Blame him.)

9 comments:

Brent said...

Zoinks. Did you see Ron Jeremy is playing The Penguin? Good lord.

David J. Cutler said...

I remember when their was that whirlwind of buzz around that Batman XXX parody based on the 60s show, the producers said that porn sales were gutted by online file sharing as bad as anything (or probably a lot worse really) but spending the money on the production costs for these things buys a lot of publicity and generates a lot of curiosity. I know a couple of guys who actually bought the thing and have it out with the rest of their DVDs on a shelf. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed with that Aquaman haha...

rob! said...

I'm personally proud I refrained from any trident jokes.

Diabolu Frank said...

I'm not sure how I feel about Martian Manhunter's exclusion. I mean, I'm not at all surprised Zatanna beat J'Onn into porn, but I'm kind of confused about why Zatanna didn't get to beat off J'Onn in a porn. Is it a body paint/prosthetic thing? Too many sausages already? No black guys in the production?

Wings1295 said...

Well, that is weird. Don't want to see anymore than this pic, thanks. And yeah, the costume is good. Too bad it is used in a production where it won't stay on the actor very long.

JasonMotesBowles said...

I tell ya, he production values on the Batman XXX trailer were enough to tempt me to get it. So far I haven't, mostly because it costs a fortune and... well, I'm gay, so the main appeal of it is lost on me. Even so, it looked VERY well done! But just to confuse things, there is a SEPARATE company that did a Wonder Woman XXX that, from what I hear, was no where near as well-made.

Also, Diabolu Frank, Zatanna was a member of the JLA when I started reading it. Martian Manhunter hadn't been in the book for like 15+ years at that point. Everyone seems to forget that JJ was the first member written out of the book and didn't return for years and years.

Diabolu Frank said...

That's actually a good point, Jason. Everyone here is a Super Friend but Harley Quinn and Zee, both of whom were regulars on Batman: The Animated Series. Maybe the cartoons are the primary reference? Which still doesn't explain why they didn't get Justine Joli to play Mera with *ahem* hard water powers capable of satisfying Jayna (with a special supporting role for Zan...?)

Diabolu Frank said...

I forgot to mention the reason why I referenced Super Friends was because that's the likelier connection. Zee became a Leaguer when the uncast Green Arrow, Black Canary, Atom, Hawkwoman, Firestorm, and Red Tornado were also on the team. This one is clearly more Saturday morning than geek friendly, based solely on the unforgivable exclusion of Elongated Man from a Satellite League porno.

Andy Mangels said...

There's actually a lot MORE, including more photos and links to an interview with the actor, AND news about an Aquaman porn sequel, in the thread here at CBR
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=349220